Friday, December 23, 2011

'Twas The Night Before X-mas

I love the holiday season.
My bff and I had Korean food this afternoon and exchanged gifts! (Still lovin' it, thanks!)
My mom roasted a delicious turkey and a ham hock for dinner. Protein for the MEN.
Pie and eggnog galore, paired with A Christmas Story.
Aaron (my mom's bf) gave me a pretty sweet gift: a GPS!! Seriously needed this.

As my brother's creeping through my Facebook tonight:
Keep in mind that he's only a sophomore in high school and doesn't know things.

"Why are people posting pictures of their ghetto dinner? Oh nevermind, this person has a ham."

"You're actually friends with people I don't know, I'm surprised."

"I've never seen this girl in my life. I'm gonna look and see what she's doing."

"Who's myyy-riuh? Is she a singer? She looks like a singer! No wait, she's fake. SO FAKE!"

ALSO, he walks in my room saying he has a gift for me.
He has never gotten me a gift before.
He pulls out this piece of paper, and....it's a Valvoline sticker.
"It's for your car!! It's heavy duty!!"
I tell him thanks and he walks into his room.
HE COMES BACK OUT, holding this carabeener loopy thing.
"Okay, how about this. It holds your water bottle and you can clip it on your pants! All the juggalos have one!"
I don't know where he gets these objects.
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Well, I found these little treasures while spending aimless hours on stumbleupon.
I just get so eager on Christmas Eve in hopes that Santa will come that I cannot slumber.
Merry Christmas!!!!!

Kid's say the cutest things. I hope my kids are like this:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/270O9K/m.funnyordie.com/slideshows/4b071b52a5/distressing-letters-from-kids/

It's funny cause it's true. Well, some of it. Hence, funny:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/Altr2X/thecareercloset.com/2009/11/21/things-you-learn-in-college/

Feelin' like wearing man-pris and sipping Oolong tea? Promise you haven't heard of half the bands on this list:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1tlt5M/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_indie_pop_artists/

You want one? I'm makin'!
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/73pS02/honestlywtf.com/diy/diy-wrap-bracelet/

You don't a gym to be sexaay. This at-home routine burns so good. I've done it before!
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/21k9tB/iowagirleats.com/wpcontent/uploads/2011/11/Fitness.jpg/

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