How To Be Obscure

This little fashion statement is called the "Turband"

Turban + headband = turband.

You can only do that in the english language.

My brother keeps calling me "Jihad" in reference to terrorists.

My mom said I look like a soldier with a head wound.

Goll...THE WAR IS OVER, FOLKS!

C'mon. Is it that bad?

I bought this satin scarf at H&M for $1.

ONE. POOPIN. DOLLAR. $$$$

Yes, I am planning on wearing this in public.

Try this and love it.